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Well, after a few weeks of doing herioc drinking sessions, ThePub was dry and we decided to look for another place to go get beer. We heard that by going out in bigger groups, we could get better tasting booze, so we kept our ears open and waited to see what came up. After not too long a wait, we got word from a little fellow that there was good beer in Naxxramas, an old necropolis. So off we set, stocking up on jugs and mugs for the journey.

Our first pub crawl was in the Arachnid Quarter, where we encountered a swarm of bug (ugly little buggers). We showed them how to drink in no time at all, and had them on the floor, dead from overdosing. Unfortunate, since bugs aren't really good drinkers, there wasn't much beer to be had, so we decided to explore the place a little more and see what we could find.

We came across a old dwarven woman who told us about her drinking days, years ago; she said that some of the best alcohol she ever had was in the Military Quarter. Sweet as Honeymint Tea, and cold as the snow in Storm Peaks. So we took a look, and boy, did we have fun there. What a fight we got, as it turns out, they love beer nearly as much as we do, but after a few bumps and bruises on our side, we came out on top. Bosses couldn't keep up with our drinking pace, and they needed a long sleep after we tore through the area. Shame, you'd think army boys would know how to drink, eh?

After drinking the Military Quarter dry in a day, we had pretty damn big hangovers, but as they say, the hair of the dog that bit you, so we kept pushing on. We went back to the dwarf, and laughed at her a bit for not being up to our standards. She, being a bit annoyed, suggested we head to the Plague Quarter, where they brewed spirits from apples...mostly. We didn't think it would be too hard, so we downed what was left in our mugs and headed over. Well what can I say about this run. The place stank, but after the amount of drinks we'd had, we weren't smelling too much anyway. A few lightweights couldn't carry their alcohol, and cased a couple wipes, but after we battered them back into shape, we went through and showed those undead what a shower was. They didn't really take the hint, so we slapped them about and took their booze. Made for good drinking, and we were happy...for a while.

So after we pulled the last pint for the landlord we had to find more beer and fast, so we took a look up a strange green path way and thought maybe up here. Next thing we know we are getting attack by slimes and fat guys but, us being full of drunken vigour, took them down without much problem. Not one drink was spilled, so as a celebration, we had a fish fighting contest. Mooselips, the unlucky Yorkshireman, got pwned. He stills has a hint of fishyness about him; we aren't sure if that's from the fighting, or...well, you get the idea. Then we saw the biggest fatso ever, someone with one hell of a eating problem, so we put down the drinks and went to work. Almost did a 1 shot on Patchwerk, nearly stripped him of all his weight. 1% more and he would have died; we blame the rogue, as he ran in and got his head handed to him Jenkins style, . But second shot and he went down like a ton of bricks. Fat blob weighed about that anyway. Went to go take on the Grob, but we had already drank a bit too much, so we decided to pass out for a bit, and sober up.

When we picked ourselves up and went for it, Frogger took a few out, , poor Mooselips. All the bubbleboys that tried to bubble, well, they got laughed at for epic failures. We're thinking we need to set a cam up there, as it's so funny to see players get nuked by a blob, . After the n00b players got back on there feet we went for the Grob. At first, no one would dare try his drink as it just looked so wrong, but little Mooselips took a mouth full and damn, he started seeing some really funny things. After hearing him ramble on for a minute or two, we all joined in. Talk about a drink that makes you trip out. Some even said they saw Kel-Thuzard was wearing a pink dress, and had a little sheep next to him, looking slightly violated.

Still tripping we set off for the big dog gluth to try and tame it. Now this dog was drinking something no one but the dog's master knew about. Talk about a dog on steriods...rabies too apparently, as he was drooling something awful. That's not the best thing to make a drink taste good, so we beat the big bad dog up and taught him some manners. We may as well have been taking him out for a walk, as hard as he was trying. The next big drink we were to taste was going to be one of the best drinks ever as we found out.

So Mr Thaddius was up, After beating up his two mates who tried to stop us we had to do a funny drunk jump to get to the last boss. After just making the jump we all went running at Thaddius and smacking him around a good bit he went down to and the biggest brew barrel we had ever seen dropped behind him, So we turned the tap and had a drink. Bloody hell we had players hitting off the walls and roof it was the most electrifying drink we had ever had and we got 2 colours as a players showed as the barrel had 2 taps. The red one was nice but the Blue one was well better. We never drunk it all as we wanted to take some back to the pub so we just had a few pints well more like shots .

Well we had done it and it was time to see what they little people had told us was true, That the best brew was in the icy chamber under a big dragon. The big dragon went by the name of Sapphiron.
Well Sapphiron was a big challenge for the pub as we where half cut by this time but only 2 wips and he went down, but I have to add we had stiff nips all round but dmoc won with his big boob.(ah dmoc you and your boobs one day we will find someone with bigger hehe) Well we could not test this beer out as it was frozen, so we stuck it in the bag we had and saved it for later.

Now we new what was next that last boss in nax and the last bit of new drink we could get for now but as we went in to the room we saw the small man and woman standing next to kel thuzard. So we found out the truth it was all just a trick to get us killed, but they where not happy as we had got so far and they had failed to stop us. Well we where happy when kel thuzard pick the little people up and hit them off the wall next to him and then sent a frost bolt to there ass and killed them. Now it was time to attack our tanks grabbed mobs ranged nuked the ghost and skele’s as dps took down the fat guys. After a little bit kel thuzard came in to the fight so we attacked and hard and after 2 shots he went down and the pub let out a massive cheer as it was done and now we could go back to drinking. Kel thuzard dropped 20 barrels of fresh brew and we past out.

Well nax is done guys and great job all.

From your fellow landlord fuzz happy drinking.


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Love this Great post.

Wait til you get into the Saloon bar of Ulduar, there are a couple of strippers, one dances with big cats and the other one is a naturist wink

Oh and there is a third but beware she's really a dude and its not pretty.

p.s Ignore my shammy stats (been in offspec recently)


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lmao amazing story. ThePub is forever


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ty guys and thought it would be cool so stuck it up here. took a bit to do like but worth it hehe.


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